Hmph! I was just at
where my grandma posted about all of the granddogs but she forgot me!
I'm a dog too! Yeah, I know, people say I'm a cat but they're just confused!
First, I can stretch farther.
I sit on the couch like the dogs.
I can sleep in contorted positions!
Here's Calvin doing the Kramer crouch (not as well as me I must say).
Look at these paws! They're paws of steel!
I can even do the Kramer crouch standing up!
I can be very tall,
I can stretch really far,
I can even dance! Step to the front, two, three,
"Do a little dance, chase a little toy, jump up tonight, jump up tonight!"