This is Calvin, the family hairdresser. He grooms Kramer, Kasey, and sometimes even Lizzy.
But what most people don't know are the many hairstyles that Calvin uses himself.
This is his 'curly-que' style.
The 'split swoopy bangs' look. The 'Woodstock' look. "Dig the music man."
The 'punk rock spiked' hairdo.
(Calvin doesn't particularly care for this style as he feels it makes his nose look big).
(And yes Calvin sings in the same key as the original Alfalfa).